It's been announced that there will be a show about the hideous Courtney Stodden.
Just in case you were living under a rock, here are the deets:
- She's 17.
- Her husband is wayyyy too old.
- Her parents are her pimps.
- She was apparently a virgin until she met him and she's proud of that.
- She loves Jesus.
For the record, I feel like being a virgin at the ripe old age of 16 is not necessarily something to put in the 'life acheivements' column. Winning your high school track competition, getting a B+ on your pottery in art class, or even volunteering for 5 hours a month in your junior year are all things that you could probably put in that column. Being a virgin? Eh, no. Not an accomplishment. I know plenty of people that have made it into their midtwenties just for lack of opportunity. Get real, C-Stodds.
On a positive note, this is another thing I'm sure I'll be watching. I'm going to be yelling at the TV the whole time at her stroke-like mannerisms, but I'll watch. It's like a train wreck, you don't want to see the appalling details, but you can't look away.
